guys i feel as ignored as

  • a white crayon
  • the first piece of bread
  • internet explorer
  • the terms of agreement
  • 18+ warning
  • Kevin Jonas
  • the fourth girl in spring breakers
“If he has a problem with anything in your relationship, he’s supposed to talk to you about it, not put-his-penis-in-a-strange-vagina about it."
—Greg Behrendt, He’s Just Not That Into You (via melpee)
me yesterday night : lol who needs sleep
me today: i do. i need sleep.
me tonight: lol who needs sleep

mexicankitsch:

Bitch, dont you “previously on…” me. I have been watching this show for 5 hours. I know what happened.